So today my friend went to my history teacher before school to ask him if we could watch Sherlock after our test and this is how it went down
Her: Do you think maybe we could watch Sherlock after we all finish the test?
Her: The one with Benedict Cumberbatch.
Him: *googles Benedict Cumberbatch*
Him: That is a sexy man.
Apparently, Benedict Cumberbatch’s U.S. agent’s name is “Billy Lazarus.”
The universe is rarely so lazy.