Blah blah blah introduction
(At first that was just placeholder text, but now I’ve decided I don’t care and that’s all the introduction you’re getting.)
Right after his acquittal, Jim visited Sherlock and presented the setup for the fall, including framing what was to come as a fairy tale.
Two months passed. Mycroft picked up John as he visited the ATM one morning, and showed him photos of “four top international assassins” who had all recently relocated near 221B.
Those assassins were:
Since I think I’m about to switch topics again for a little while, this seemed like a good time to pause and scrape together a temporary theory post collection. Note that a couple of the topics (Lazarus & Moran) are split across multiple categories.
The Empty Fall (Sherlock lied to Anderson)
Keep in mind that most of the posts in this section were from when Series 3 was still airing. And feel free to mentally replace any phrases such as “if Lazarus is true” with “ha, that thing is the fibbiest fib for sure.”
- The Magic Hopping Truck… That Didn’t Need to Be There
- Just Lie Down, Sherlock: The weakest weak point
- A Body in Motion: Strange corpse physics
- The Sniper Reconsiders: The stuff with the sniper doesn’t match TRF, and doesn’t make sense even if we ignore that
- Blood on the Pavement: It would be harder to do this by accident than intentionally (this is my personal favorite “WTF Lazarus?” topic)
- Face Blood & Forehead Blood
- What’s Missing?: The TRF moment that no longer existed in Lazarus
- The Airbag & John’s Cab
- Mike & Sherl Take on the World and Save Everyone by Being Perfect…ly Awful: The Holmes brothers having been ten steps ahead of Jim was just another lie
- Additional posts on this topic in my #the empty fall tag, with more to come.
- Notes on AGRA: Not a theory—just notes
- AGRA Continuity Followup: Seems like the multiple versions of the drive were probably a mistake
- АГРА: The Russian connection
Moriarty + Moran
- Miss Me?: The video doesn’t prove Jim’s alive
- Moran & Knockoff Moran: The Mazarin Stone—a thing that exists!
- The Long Game: Jim was playing the same, uninterrupted game from the swimming pool to his death on the rooftop—with a little help from Adler and Moran
- Who’s Behind the “Miss Me?” Video? Not Sherlock or His Friends
- No Ordinary Criminal: Lord Moran is the Moran, and his bomb plot didn’t fail—he just wasn’t trying to blow up Parliament after all
- Moran’s dirty hands
The Empty Fall + Moran
- Matryoshka: The cut to Sherlock in Anderson’s apartment right in the middle of the Underground bomb scene was more than an atypical editing choice
- The Elephant in the Room: If those darn elephants in TEH mean anything, I think this is it
Mission Code Name: Ugly Duckling
- Part 1: Poland, Irene Adler, and Eastern Europe
- Part 2: The GPS tracker
- Part 3: Orwellian apps, the terrorism bill, and Moran
- Part 4: Fairy tales, brothers, and swans
Any/everything else is in my #sherlock theories tag.
I’ll do a proper index page sometime once I’m done with the other half of things. ‘Cause, yeah, there’s still another half. *sigh*
Neville Kidd was the Director of Photography on His Last Vow. So Yeah. He Knows.
So that’s how he actually did Reichenbach.
An exclusive behind the scenes pic of Benedict Cumberbatch from the set of #Sherlock - The Empty Hearse.
There’s still time to catch up on BBC iPlayer: http://bbc.in/1dtywu0
I’m still jealous! I’d love to try this stunt.
Well, I was going to reblog and say that despite everything this was a really cool photo but then
HE HAD A LANYARD ON SET, AND THEY HAD HIM TAKE IT OFF FOR LAZARUS.
Anonymous said: #sherlock theories You're right to be disappointed, since 3 or 4 years is far too long for answers ,but there is a big and a few small smoking guns in HLV, that TRF will have to be revisited). And the revisiting will not be awkwardly backwards, but very much in tune with HLV. BUT you have to let go completely of your fall theory. It was wrong in almost every aspect. If you do that, you might get somewhere. You were right about the Waters gang though. And a bit about the Moran motif.
Everyone who is uncomfortable with conflict needs to look away now because I have to talk to the anon and this is the only place I can do it.
Last one I have time for, I think, so we’ll have to get to the others (like how Lazarus would’ve demolished all plot integrity of the previous episode, and why Jim would kill someone because their very face was incriminating and then send their body to the morgue to be processed) after the new episode.
Look at where they set up the airbag. Compare the close shots to the wide shots.
The Smithfield Ambulance Station is in the middle of a loop. Cars, such as John’s taxi, can only enter the area from down by the end of the ambulance station with the big red doors.
The ambulance parked nearby would only do anything to block John’s view of the airbag once he was already standing on the ground.
There was nothing blocking John’s view of that giant blue airbag when his cab drove by it, and they’d started setting it up before he got there.
"it" vs. "lots"
Let’s play “What’s Missing?”
This is probably a little easier if you have a copy of The Empty Hearse to watch, but you can get by with these screenshots if needed.
What’s missing after Jim shoots himself in the Lazarus solution?
See it now? Or rather, don’t see it?
That’s right—Sherlock’s “panic attack” moment has disappeared from the timeline.
After Jim shot himself in Reichenbach, Sherlock’s breathing got really heavy and there was a lot of this:
Shortly after Reichenbach, the general fan interpretation was that Sherlock had a brief moment of panic. My personal interpretation was that it was clever editing that allowed them to pass part of Sherlock’s survival plan off as a moment of panic.
But either way, where did it go in the Lazarus solution?
If it was a genuine moment of panic in Reichenbach, they could’ve left a smidge of it in Lazarus. After all, Sherlock’s narration explains that the one thing he wasn’t expecting was for Jim to kill himself. If there’s any moment in Lazarus where they had a reason for Sherlock to seem surprised, it was then. Instead, we got the camera circling Sherlock and showing him immediately being in a much calmer state than he appeared to be based on the Reichenbach editing. So, what—did he stay calm at first and then panic later for no clear reason and they also just forgot to show us that part this time? Or are we supposed to believe Reichenbach was the lie and this was the truth, even though that breaks… everything?
Alternatively, say my theory was right in the first place. It was never a moment of panic we saw in Reichenbach, it was all part of Sherlock’s clever preparations for the trick. There’s still no reason to edit it out! If it’s part of the answer, just show us and have Sherlock say “and then I hyperventilated to control my breathing.” The Empty Hearse ran shorter than a typical episode, so they had plenty of time for that.
(I know this panic attack thing always gets people ready to argue, so just a reminder: I’m not checking replies or my inbox until I’ve seen the new episode later today. At which point we should already have our answer.)
One more post about the blood, and then we’ll move on to a different topic.
In the Lazarus solution, Sherlock runs to the end of the ambulance station, where a man is waiting to add a dab of blood to Sherlock’s forehead.
In fact, this is the only thing we are given that approaches an explanation for why Sherlock needed a body double thrown out of the window instead of just plopping down on the sidewalk, aka the single silliest part of the plan.
Sherlock then dashes back over to the sidewalk and has additional blood dumped all over him.
Why go through so much trouble switching places with another body just for a dab of blood?
Heck, even if you think the body swap in Lazarus makes sense (it doesn’t), why have blood added three ways? It’s a huge, huge waste of time and effort when you’re trying to do something that’s complicated enough already. (And you can’t claim they needed the one patch of blood to be just so for continuity when they’ve got Mr. Anti-Gravity Chin Blood going moments later.)
Blocking out an entire day of my schedule to watch a show I won’t get to see until early evening during a time when I am simultaneously avoiding every interesting area of the internet to avoid [s p o i l e r s] may have been something of a mistake. I’m getting kind of thumb-twiddly over here.
So I guess I’m going to go ahead and do a few more posts cataloging some of the ways the Lazarus solution from The Empty Hearse is too intentionally filled with errors to be believed. I think many (most?) of you are already on board with this idea, but if you don’t want to hear about it you can block my #the empty fall tag as usual.
This is slightly embarrassing but it’s also funny, so I’ll share.
You know how most people’s Sherlockian dreams are like, “And then I met Sherlock and John and we all went out for ice cream”?
Last night I had the Sherlockian equivalent of the test stress dream.
Suddenly I realized that in Reichenbach, there was a shot of Sherlock standing on top of St. Bart’s dropping breadcrumbs off the roof.
And I was all OH NOES TIME IS ALMOST UP HOW DO I NOT HAVE ANY THEORY POSTS ABOUT THAT ON MY BLOG.
So… yeah. That happened.
To be fair, I know that dream had 900% more to do with a stressful real-life situation from yesterday than it did with Sherlock. (Despite what some of you seem to imagine, I don’t like… sit in the dark all day playing the episodes backwards and forwards desperately looking for clues. I only watched s3e2 for the second time last night!)
All the same, tomorrow can not come soon enough.
Anonymous said: I don't think Lazarus was the real solution either, but I don't think they'll show the real scenario on screen (there's no point in the show where they could fluidly bring up how he survived the fall, unless Moran really was there and he has some dialogue about it)
Oh, they’re gonna show it.
We have not seen that footage yet.
Anonymous said: Your theories are always extremely outlandish even though you "back" it up with loads of evidence. Very few of your theories have actually ever been correct.
it would be sort of hard for a group of theories
that are entirely based on the truth being revealed in the final episode
to have been correct
before the final episode airs.
just a minor technicality
The serious answer is: Dude, it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter if they’re right or wrong or anything else. It’s fun, and it hurts no one. This is how I dance.
this is why we’re actually supposed to proofread instead of going “it’s been two damn years i’m just hitting publish” though
but where was the miscalculation I DIDN’T SEE A DIFFERENCE AND IT’S KILLING ME NOT KNOWING
There were only 3 clowns and the fourth gang member was just so heavily implied that my brain decided he was physically present. He wasn’t physically there, but he’s still the fourth guy and it all still works and oh my god I’m so glad this is all almost over you don’t even know.
Okay. Correction made. And honestly I think it still totally works, but you’re free to think whatever.
Also I am really enjoying having made the single most basic error I could there. That’s delightful, and I am not being sarcastic.