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SALLY DONOVAN, KID DETECTIVE! Sally, thirteen years old, five foot, quick as a cat and smart as a whip, is the best and most successful kid detective in her district of London. She solves mysteries while acing Year Eight and putting up with her pest of a neighbor, Sherlock Holmes. But she’ll admit it - he’s almost as clever as she is.
The Sherlock action figures are honestly terrifying.
I mean those eyes say, “the next murder we’ll solve will be yours.”
On our way to fuck your shit up.
They managed to create an action figure that depicts the exact facial expression Benddirycfb Cumfherhbuicbt makes when he sucks out your soul.
What’s that sound I hear?
Oh, it’s me playing the world’s smallest violin before I murder your entire family.
"Count the shadows. Look behind you. Don’t blink."
"Oh, I thought … well, I thought you left already…"
"I… just left to get my swimsuit."
"Are either of you getting in?"
You’re not phoning him are you?
Let’s see what we can find about the crimes that Sherlock solved/investigated after his return. From the crime wall:
1. Lion’s Mane (Yup):
Sherlock investigated (or at least started looking into) the case of Lion’s Mane after he returned. Of course, I might have combined two or more cases in this image. But I am going on an assumption that since the papers are tacked nearly on top of each other and separate from others, they all relate to Lion’s Mane. The way I see it is, the photograph next to the news is that of a man, who (most likely same man) is standing by his car at sea-side in the bottom photograph.
I’d be willing to bet #4 is “Molesey Murder Latest.” That was the case Holmes (sort of) complimented Lestrade on after returning from the dead in The Empty House:
"It’s good to see you back in London, sir."
"I think you want a little unofficial help. Three undetected murders in one year won’t do, Lestrade. But you handled the Molesey Mystery with less than your usual—that’s to say, you handled it fairly well."
More old Sherlock comics yayyyyyyyyyyyyy
Also imagine that this is what Lestrade sounds like in the shower: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBMKARtQReE
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he got an extra hour in the ball pit
but is still not happy
I invented the job.
Hey Sherlock fans at DashCon! Come to the threepatchpodcast meetup at 7:00 pm tonight in the Adventure Hall to hang out, eat Sherlock-themed snacks, and get a few other freebies — drinks charms with art by foxestacado, Lestrade coffee sleeves, Sherlollies, and more!
I love this because they literally pasted stickers and cheap printed out paper sleeves and called it “Sherlock themed snacks”
I hear DashCon had a lot of problems (like a lot a lot). But unless OP was actually one of the con organizers—and I don’t see anything to indicate she was—that’s not her fault.
Meanwhile, yes, those snacks are totally Sherlock-themed. Read the labels and look more closely at each snack. Every single one of them is a reference to the show or fanon. And they even went out of their way to include a bunch of characters other than the main two. So I actually do love this. In a non-sarcastic way.