It’s a traffic cone
It is red and white
Standing there all alone
It shines lovely and bright
It makes me smile
It makes people slow down
I can see it for half a mile
Then all I see is brown
Because I forgot to look up
My eyes were fixed on the traffic cone
And now I’m lying in mud
Reaching with a laugh for my phone
I turn my head away from the Sherlock fandom for one second and suddenly traffic cones
One year and one month.
As of today, we’ve been doing the traffic cone thing for exactly one year and one month.
SORRY I BROKE THE FANDOM, GUYS.
But not really. Traffic cones are brilliant.